Thursday, May 12, 2005

InfoLanka jokes - collection

Wonderful joke collection - http://www.infolanka.com/jokes/

A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, " Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: " So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"


Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.


Chinese Adam and Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because Chinese would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!

Comments:
the chinese joke was wonderful...first time in your blog...its hilarious..!
 
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