Friday, April 15, 2005

Laloo..

* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the

security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs"

and moved on...



* Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las

Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could

you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".

The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo

immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.



* Laloos family planning policy..

"Don't have more than two children in one year"



* At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,

"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,

SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"

Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."



* After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.

To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of

buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for

the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS

THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left"



* Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business

Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with

Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years

and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was

very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated "Give me

three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar"



* A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"

"Marriage"

Comments:
These are absolutely humorous....rolling in laughter. Please keep on posting more.
:):):):):)....
 
coooool jokes .....
how about jokes of relationships ;p

Z
 
very funny...! Keep on posting
 
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